Scouting experiences
The following stories tell of the experiences of some of our scouts ...
Kanderjam, by Sean
in Kandersteg there was a collosaly huge metal bowl in the B.P campfire circle. we had lots of fun there. we got lots of frisbees and foam throwy flying thingymabobys and threw them at each other and the metal bowl. then when we got told off for that we resorted to using bits of mountain. later we used mentos and cokes to make a bomb. then scott drank it and jumped up and down to see if the exploding stomach urban myth ws true. scott is still alive. also robert from 14th chelmsford did the biggest smelliest POO-POO ever in the bush. it made the nearby camp die of toxic poisoning We climed up a collasal mountain with rock slides and avalanches. just to get to a smeely little cheesey with a obese woman living there. joe nrly died form the rock slides. many poeple were happy. we did some trading with badges and some people got some good offers but otehrs got useless ones
The cycle ride, by Philip
First we were at the holy church of jeebus then we got on our motorbikes and cruised round chelemsford. as we cruised along the path j was being like a 2 month year old whingey baby baboon. we went to town with barry and sally and on the way back we met some chavs who said "nnit blud wanna smoke a fag blud?" but they smelt like a unclened toilet. then we cruised back to the church on our harley davidsons and our ducattis.
A camp(somewhere far far away), by Adam
once a upon a time at bellchamps, scott and stevie crawled through a small pipe covered in earth and it was a long trek and they nearly died of starvation. the tunnel was not actually an activity and they did it for fun. it was about 1.5ft tall and 2ft wide and someone had put enough logs to make an entire tree in it. scott and stevie were the first to do it and they said it was very hard and they nearly got stuck but made it through alive.